You remember that time long ago when we used to go out and actually BUY albums in a store? No one from this fucked-up generation remembers the feeling of buying an album in a store. I remember we on the very edge of the GenerationX-Generation Y divide still can recall what it is like to spend hours in your local record store browsing, buying, laughing at the bizarre titles of the records the major labels were offering us on the shelf. To give you guys an idea of what that felt like, we're going to create a store shelf for what records might be on a shelf today, December 2009, in an alternate universe where the record industry a we know it had NOT collapsed. Imagine with me...
(Rap) Da Westside Boyz- Christmas With Me And My Niggerz
(Reggae) Dem Gwaan- Rastafarian Massacre Vol. 2
(Hip-Hop) The Mo'Murder Posse- We'll Murder You
(Comedy) Redneck Pete- Wood'ja Like Sum Fries Wit Dat'??
(Top 40) Slim Pickens- Life Or Death (Cant Decide?)
(Punk) Tawm Gaadner- Feckin' Sawx! (Ft. The Dropkick Murphys)
(Classic Rock) James Mortar- A Dove In My Spiritual Mortar-Tree
(World Music) John Amiable- Happy-Go-Lucky Polka Egregiousness!!!
(Modern Rock) James Callus Emo Band- I've Never Felt This Way Before (But To Answer Your Question, Yes I Have Cut Myself And Bled For My Art)
(Folk) The Folsom Foundry Folk Singers- Gobble, Gobble, Toil, & Trouble
(Rap) Big Balla Jeffrey- Niggas Don't Understand My Pain (Previously Unreleased Box Set)
(Hip-Hop) Carolina Cal- We Tailgatin', Where Da Hoes At?
(Rock) Bill Carpinello- Muffler Installer Blues
(Best Sellers) Jihad Joe & The Taliban- We're Blowing Up
(Country) Nascar Nate- Dem Crackers Is Fast
(Modern Rock) Social System Theory- Disaffected Youth (I Hate My Daddy)
(Best Sellers) Ganja Ganj- Lightin' Up Another Spliff
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