Rock Movies I'd Like To See Made

"The World Is A Vampire: The Smashing Pumpkins Story"
"Primus Sucks: How A Visionary Was Born"
"Chinese Democracy: What The Hell Axl Has Been Waiting For To Put This Goddamn Record Out Already"
"I Was Diagnosed As Functionally Retarded, But I Still Made All This Really Cool Crap On My Synthesizer: The Gary Numan Story"
"Tupac Shakur: I'm Not Dead Yet" (Oh yeah, this movie has already been made like 50 times)
"Love Myself Better Than You: Why Kurt Cobain Wasn't So Special After All"
"Elton John Has His Head In A Stove. Worst. Suicide Attempt. Ever"
"Cerebral Rape And Pillage With The Replacements" (Now THAT's a cool title)
"Rags To Riches: The Trick Daddy Story" (I love it when dumb-as-shit rappers are unjustly glorified)
"You're Not Supposed To Rap, White British Dude: Why Mike Skinner Is A Hero"
"Put Me To Sleep, The Shins"
"Take It Off: The Donnas' Journey From 3 Annoying Cali Girls to... 3 Annoying Cali Girls, That ROCK!"
"Gavin Rossdale: What He Does These Days Besides Fuck Gwen Stefani"

And, while we're on the topic of tools with superhot wives, here's one that I would love to see made from the sporting world:

"Waah! Waah! I Just Went 18-0 And Lost The Super Bowl. Let Me Take Consolation By Going Home And Fucking Gisele. Love, Tom Brady"

That movie would make my year. It already has